The Descendants... why wait for a theatre near you?

It's a shame when these artistic and beautiful films get pushed out of the way for Hollywood crap like One for the Money or Underworld: Awakenings, but in all fairness I have not yet seen the other aforementioned, and I am only using intuition to assume they are crap. So far I have not failed myself too often with such intuition.

But that is what took place for this latest Alexander Payne movie that was picked up by Fox Searchlight (famous independent branch of Fox known for some great films, but often scrutinized). For a movie released in early November(limited release), and received to such critical acclaim that it is currently sitting at 90% fresh on Rottentomatoes.com, it is down right shocking that you barely hear mention of it in passing? Not on radio, not on TV, and not even on the streets.

So finally this weekend a local, "newer" style theatre(i.e. Stadium seating, etc. all the frills) picked up "The Descendants", and not a minute too soon from this movie-goers humble opinion.

(continue below) This powerful movie, powerful being a word that is often over or misused in the film industry but should have been held exclusive for a movie such as this; was yet just another masterpiece to the Alexander Payne repertoire. Breaking so vividly on the scene as a Screenwriter/Director to be reckoned with in 2004 after having huge success with "Sideways"(97% rottentomatoes.com) and a few years previous with "About Schmidt"(85% rottentomatoes.com). This is Paynes first return to the Tri-role of Producer/Screenwriter/Director since, and let me be the first to say, it was worth the wait. Although, that is somewhat of a lie, as my wife was actually the first one to relay the sentiment that if only all artists took the time to put out such a wonderful product rather than give into the pressures of the powers that be, there would be a lot less crap out there on the scene today.

But it is only amongst that crap that you can fully appreciate such a delicately crafted film.

Without giving away too much, this movie starts out with a thrill seeking mother of two daughters getting hurt in a power boating accident. It is through this that her husband begins to have to re evaluate what is truly important to him in his life, and for him to find a way to tie his family back together, which had been slowly slipping away from him. Through the twists and turns of this sometimes hysterical story, Payne does an amazing job pulling your heart strings in different directions, between sympathy, laughter and finally right back into sadness.

Amazing performance as always from seasoned actors George Clooney, Beau Bridges, Matt Lillard, Robert Forster, and Judy Greer, but the true stars were the new-comer children actors who stole the show. Shailene Woodley and Amara Miller, playing Clooneys daughters, as well as Nick Krause playing the comedic boyfriend, were not only genuinely believable, but they were downright impressive. Much kudos to the casting of this already well written and directed movie.

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This film is just further proof if you take Hollywood out of the picture(no pun intended), things can only become better. If this had been a major box office release, it would have been shot all wrong, it would have been cast entirely improperly, and it would have been half the film it ended up being.

I'm looking forward to future contributions from Mr. Payne in which he has full control of creative direction, and if it takes another 7 and a half years I am fine with it. Someone once said, and a million have since repeated "good things come to those who wait". I'm starting to believe this I think. The only thing you shouldn't wait for is to see this flick.

Summer Movie Series #1... Find out what you should be watching in the coming months!

BIG SCREEN!: This is my summer series preview number one(March-May), where I am gonna give you my box office Bash,Sleeper and Bust. Bash being the sure fire can't miss box office success, Sleeper being the one nobody saw coming, and Bust being the movie you might have been excited for, but ultimately is going to let you down.


Welcome back to Jump Street!

The Bashes: 1. 21 Jump Street (March 16th)- A sleaker Jonah Hill, and new side of Channing Tatum we've never seen before leads me to believe there maybe some chemistry here,
2. Five Year Engagement (April 27th)- It seems like every couple years Jason Segal puts out a can't miss romantic comedy, this time he is teamed up with Emily Blunt and I don't see this not getting good reviews from the outside looking in.,
3. Men in Black 3(May 25th)- Will Smith doesn't know the meaning of failure, and with a cameo from original cast member Tommy Lee Jones as well as Josh Brolin, this looks like a cool take on a story line that seemed to be at a dead end till I saw the trailer.
The Sleepers: 1. Hunger games (March 23rd)- I definitely see the potential for me to be wrong here, but at the sametime I could see this Lionsgate production being a kick ass adventure Sci-Fi flick. With a story line that looks like it resembles Brave New World meets Bladerunner I can't help but salivate at the potential of this storyline.
2. Project X (March 2nd)- Sure to cause controversy, this Todd Phillips(Road trip, Old School, The Hangover) goes back to the well of drunken debauchery and teenage angst. It appears to be shot in the new style of real time mockumentary style much like Blair Witch, Catfish and Cloverfield.
3. The Dictator (May 11th)- Without doubt Sacha Baron Cohen will once again push boundaries in his film mocking what resembles a Middle Eastern Dictator. It does not appear as if this is anything but a scripted satire in stark contrast to his live mockumentary style cinema he put forth with Borat and Bruno. Still, maybe a change was what was needed for Cohen to reach a broader range of comedy fans; as Borats and Brunos general consensus was love/hate.
The Busts: 1. American Reunion (April 6th)- Let this saga die where it should have, with the horrendous contribution that was "American Wedding". Still, I'll probably rent this movie out of pure nostalgia as I was a contemporary of the American Pie Series... but still. Hears to no Tara Reid... wait,er...,
2. Wrath of the Titans (March 30th)- With maybe the exception of Ghost Rider 2(releasing in February), has there never been a movie that left you wondering: Why make a sequel? The original remake of Clash of the Titans was so forgettable that I honestly wouldn't remember it if not for this sequel. Excitement level=non-existant.
3. The Avengers (May 4th)- I am so torn on this. I loved the new Hulk, I loved both of the Iron Man contributions. And I really enjoyed Captain America despite its hokie nature. But Thor was disappointing and if we have learned anything, it's that just loading a movie with super stars does not always equal success, sometimes leaves the viewer feeling confused or muddled. No Ed Norton as Hulk, replaced by the talented Mark Ruffalo. I'm setting hopes to just that... hopeful, but keeping the bar low as to not get too crushed when the movie fails to meet this comic book fans expectations. Sorry Marvel, I'm playing wait and see.
Coming Soon: Bash, Sleeper and Bust summer series number two (June-July) and End of Summer number three (August-September)

CABLE: America's Book of Secrets/History 2, Saturdays at 10pm. Usually I just critique movies you can watch on Cable, Rental or the Big Screen on this blog, however I wanted to pay homage to something as cynical as me, a show about conspiracy theories. This Saturday, January 28th the second episode of H2's book of Secrets airs with an episode on the Freemason's. The first episode; "The White House" can be seen by going to History Channels website and clicking on full episodes of H2 shows and is well worth the effort of finding it.


VIDEO: Check back later in the week, upcoming review of "50/50" coming! Haven't had the time to rent it yet even though I fully planned on writing this blog. Booo!

Don't Pass on Hall Pass!

ON THE BIG SCREEN: Hall Pass (2011)- Written by Pete Jones, Kevin Barnett and the Farrelly brothers, Directed by Peter and Bobby Farrelly. Starring Owen Wilson, Jason Sudeikis, Jenna Fischer and Christina Applegate.

In this 'what if' scenario comedy, you can't help but think about yourself and the choices you as a viewer might make had you been in the characters situation. Though at times 'raunchy', this film gets to the heart of all 30 to 40 something couples who have ever considered what life would be like without their better half. The answer? Outlook not so good.

In a movie that had a similar type feel as The Hangover, it did the genre justice in bringing laughs and shock to the audience. Owen Wilson thrived in a role more suit as the awkward, middle aged, lovably nerdy protagonist vs some less believable roles he has held in the past. (Think super cool ladies man they tried to sell us on in Wedding Crashers, great movie, not buying Owen as ladies man)

Jason Sudeikis steals the show however playing the super inappropriate yet realistic buddy everyone has, and he alone is worth the price of admission to the theater. Truly coming into his own since his SNL roots, Sudeikis may have found his break out role a la Ed Helms in The Hangover. Reunited with Applegate since the less seen, yet quality flick, "Going the Distance", the tandem doesn't disappoint in their sophomore flick together.

Even though romantic comedies rarely get cinematic praise from critics, this is a solid film in more ways than one. It finds a way to accomplish both success as a comedy as well as a drama without lacking or over emphasizing in either direction. And while silly at times, the situations throughout the movie remain believable and relevant to the overall purpose of the movie, which is to entertain as well as make you ask the question, what would I do?

I would be amiss to not mention my two favorite parts of this movie however as the previous things mentioned were all fine and good, however, two things that made this movie for me came from a more unexpected place;

1. Richard Jenkins playing the sly, sage, bachelor for life that Wilson and Sudeikis' characters look up to. Aside from just doing a fantastic job as the character "Coakley", it's twice as funny that the role is played by a guy who is not usually playing such a 'hip' character. Truly it's a testament to Jenkins range as an actor, and just another peg to add to his already stellar career. Also, it just adds to Jenkins legitimacy as a comedic actor, along side his role in the movie Step Brothers.


2. The music direction was superb as remarkably this movie had the best soundtrack in ANY movie that I've seen since maybe TRON: Legacy. Even if not a fan of the over the top comedy or cheesy love story layered underneath, there is NO way you won't at least once say, who is this song by?

Once again the Farrelly Brothers knock it out of the park for merely a few laughs at the very least, and if you are a fan of their previous ventures, you will not be disappointed by this contribution.

OTHER NOTES:
-Mr. Skin will have a field day as there is a good bit of nudity and sexual situations.
-Look for Bo Burnham, the comedian and musician who has a cameo as a bartender in the nightclub scene. Caught me off guard, but was a good idea, and was neat to see if you are a fan.


Action rating-2/5, obviously not an action film, one or two exciting scenes however.
Sexual appeal-5/5, definitely some eye candy in this movie for the men and the ladies.
Comedic rating-4/5, very funny movie with a little bit of intelligent, low brow and slap stick meshed together.
Deep thought rating-3/5, despite being a comedy and silly at heart, still you leave with some topics to be pondered upon leaving the theater.

Rottentomatoes.com-36%
IMDB.com-6.1/10
CVB rating-7.5/10, a solid start to the 2011 comedies
FINAL COMMENTS- Worth the cost of admission, at the very least catch it as a matinee and save a couple bucks if you're cheap!

Best movies I've seen in 2011
01. The Adjustment Bureau--8.0/10
02. Hall Pass--7.5/10
03. No Strings Attached--7.0/10

Best movies I saw in 2010 (almost)FINAL RATINGS
WORTH THE BIG SCREEN PRICE
01. Let Me In--9.5/10
02. Catfish--9/10
03. Social Network--9/10
04. Black Swan--8.5/10
05. True Grit--8.5/10
06. Its Kind of a Funny Story--8/10
07. Kick-Ass--8/10
08. Despicable Me--8/10
09. Predators--8/10
10. TRON:Legacy--8/10
11. Devil--7.5/10
12. Inception--7.5/10
13. Going the Distance--7.5
14. The Town--7.5/10
15. Get Him to the Greek 7.5/10
16. Animal Kingdom--7.5/10
17. Easy A--7.5/10
18. The A-Team--7.5/10
WAIT TO RENT
19. Unstoppable--7.0/10
20. Shutter Island--7/10
21. Dinner for Schmucks--7/10
22. The Other Guys--7/10
23. Due Date--7/10
24. Shes Out of my League--7/10
25. How to Train Your Dragon--7/10
26. Scott Pilgrim vs. the World--7/10
27. Conviction--7/10
28. Date Night--6.5/10
29. Iron Man 2--6.5/10
30. The Crazies--6.0/10
30. Paranormal Activity 2--6.0/10
31. Virginity Hit, The--6.0/10
32. Twilight: Eclipse--6.0/10
33. Toy Story 3--6.0/10
35. Book of Eli--6.0/10
34. Wall Street 2: Money never sleeps--6.0/10
35. Cyrus--6.0/10
36. Losers--6.0/10
37. Machette--6.0/10
38. Never Let me Go--6.0/10
39. Hot Tub Time Machine--6.0/10
40. Repo Men--5.5/10
41. Middle Men--5.5/10
42. Green Zone--5.5/10
43. Death at a Funeral (US)--5.5/10
WAIT FOR CABLE
44. Grown Ups--5.0/10
45. Greenberg--5.0/10
46. Legend of the Guardians--5.0/10
47. Megamind--5.0/10
48. Twelve--5.0/10
49. Karate Kid--4.5/10
50. Cop Out--4.5/10
51. Takers--4.5/10
52. MacGruber--4.0/10
53. Alice in Wonderland--4.0/10
54. Clash of the Titans--4.0/10
55. Robin Hood--4.0/10
56. The Dilema--3.5/10
57. When in Rome--3.0/10
58. Valentines Day--3.0/10
59. WORST MOVIE OF THE YEAR: Hereafter--2/10
*(Did not yet see Kings Speech, Winters Bone, The Way Back, Fair Game, The Ghost Writer, Harry Potter: Deathly Hollows I, The Fighter, Rabbit Hole, Please Give, Blue Valentine, The Kids Are Alright, The Inside Job, Waiting for Superman, A Single Man, 127 Hours, Another Year The Mechanic, Get Low, Red, Lovely Bones, Salt, Exit Through Gift Shop, Restrepo, Secretariat, Red Hill or Buried, all rated highly so ratings subject to change)


COMING SOON: Cedar Rapids ,Paul, I am Number Four, Battle LA and The Adjustment Bureau
A Bo Burnham video

Triple Feature; Zach attack!!

This week I bring you something a little different as all three contributions are in theaters presently. I saw three very different flicks this past week, and all three with very different reviews. So without delay; I bring you the three movies I saw, in the order I saw them in!

On the Big Screen: Hereafter (2010)- Written by Peter Morgan and directed by Clint Eastwood. Starring Matt Damon, Cécile De France and Bryce Dallas Howard. This movie has all the makings of a blockbuster; powerful premise, big name star, award winning director and the marketing budget that seemed endless. Problem is; the movie was heartless. After an exciting first ten minutes or so, the movie managed to slow to a snails pace and seemingly suck any suspense or emotion out of every viewer in the theater till it is void of an identity. After much self anticipation by the hopes that Eastwood and Damon together could never be a failure, I was very much let down by terrible screen adaptation and a muddled, AT BEST, storyline. To me the story was one or two exciting scenes amidst a two hour, drawn out story lacking substance, that was more transitional scene after transitional scene. I found myself truely believing if I had to watch another scene where Matt Damon was eating dinner alone, I just may claw my eyes out.

I pride myself on being the "positive" critic who is a believer that if you have nothing nice to say, maybe it should not be said. However, a movie that is this much of a 'let down', as my expectations were high coming in, I cannot bite my tongue on this one. To me, it just seems that a movie that advertises itself as a movie about the after life, should probably at some point in time actually delve into the topic that is the after life. Buried under this multi-million dollar heap, is a lost and illogical love story that takes forever to evolve with several side stories that try so desperately to intertwine in a all paths intersect in the end kind of way that is as predictable as it is nauseating. At the end of the day, only three things are clear, this movie has very little to do with anything paranormal, Matt Damon must have been throwing back some Boston Lagers when he read this script, and much like Joe Pa, maybe Clint Eastwood is getting old and its showing.

Action rating-1/5, I counted two scenes the entire movie that were somewhat exciting
Sex appeal-0/5, nothing remotely sexy in the entire 2 plus hours
Comedic appeal-0/5, nothing close to a laugh through out entire film
Deep thought rating-2/5, being generous, but perhaps could be thought provoking to the easily entertained

Rottentomatoes.com rating-48%
IMDB rating-7.5/10 (what a joke)
CVB rating-2/10, worst movie I saw this year, perhaps one of the worst ever!
FINAL COMMENTS-Many reviewers have mentioned similar sentiment in that perhaps the film makers had focused on one plot line, such as just the Damon character exclusively, perhaps it would have been a better movie. Far less muddled for sure. A lifeless love story at the end of the day that is disguised as a "think piece" that will leave you looking at your watch hoping it just will end soon.


On the Big Screen: Due Date (2010)-Written by Alan R. Cohen, Alan Freedland, Adam Sztykiel, and Todd Phillips, Directed by Todd Phillips. Starring Robert Downey Jr. and Zach Galifianakis. From the Creator of Road Trip, the Hangover and Old School (Phillips), comes the Trains, Planes and Automobiles of the next generation. Utilizing the hilarious and "hot on the pop culture scene" status of Galifianakis to create a character who borders on the unbelievable, the film makers manage to make a movie that is funny and heart felt. Though it teeters on the absurd from time to time, it should not be anything unexpected going into a Phillips film.

To me, it is just silly that this movie is only currently receiving a 39% on Rottentomatoes in contrast to the previously reviewed Hereafter which is getting 48%. Let me set you straight, in the previously mentioned film, I couldnt run out of the theater fast enough. I contemplated writing the Production company, Clint Eastwood, and the theater I saw the movie in letters demanding retribution for monies and time lost; and probably would have done so if it didnt mean losing yet more of my life to the awfulness that is "Hereafter". Upon seeing "Due Date", I smiled, felt I had spent money on a quality contribution to society, and enjoyed the rest of my afternoon with my wife. To a movie snob, a Todd Phillips film will never be well reviewed, but if you are like myself, and can enjoy ALL aspects that is going to the cinema, then you can understand how important just good old fashion entertainment value can play into ones after thoughts. This is such a case. THIS MOVIE IS FUN, IF YOU LIKE FUN, YOU WILL LIKE THIS MOVIE...bottomline.

Action rating-4/5, nice action mixed in for a dramedy
Sex appeal-1/5, not really existant unless you can appreciate bro love
Comedic appeal-4/5, very funny flick, you'll love the scene with Danny McBride
Deep thought rating-3/5, abnormally high substance for a Todd Phillips joint

Rottentomatoes.com rating-39%
IMDB rating-7.1/10
CVB rating-7/10
FINAL COMMENTS- Solid flick, heavily reliant on the comedy of Galifianakis, luckily that is good enough, coupled with good comedic writing, this ironic plot line keeps you tied through till the end credits. A nice surprise a few days after one of my bigger let downs of the year.


On the Big Screen-Its Kind of a Funny Story (2010)-Written and Directed by Anna Boden and Ryan Fleck, Novel by Ned Vizzini. Starring Keir Gilchrist, Emma Roberts, and Zach Galifianakis. This is a wonderful story that takes a look at the inner workings of a depressed teen who lacks perspective on how sad life can really get. With yet again the comedic stylings of Galifianakis inter woven into this serious film, this movie also branches into aspects of love, family and the meaning of life itself.

In just a little over an hour and a half, this feel good movie takes you inside the mind of a loathing teen who believes he is suicidal only to find that not only do some have it worse in life, but perhaps the hand he has been dealt is not as bad as he once thought. A movie that I really think is about perspective more than anything, this movie leaves things un said that I believe keeps the films integrity in tack, and allows the viewer to use a bit of imagination on the ultimate outcome.

With enough comedy to sustain any lulls that may have existed, the serious story is strong enough to stand on its own. As this movie has been out a little bit, it is soon on its way out of theaters, if you are able to catch it while it is still out, please jump on any opportunity to see this and feel good about life. If not, put this on your MUST RENT list, and move it to the top of your Netflix queue.

Action rating- 2/5, not an action film, couple points for character sneaking in and out of secure areas
Sex appeal- 3/5, some steamy puppy love scenes that stay PG for the most part
Comedic appeal- 4/5, for feel good humor that is generated by Galifianakis and others in the psychiatric care unit
Deep thought rating- 5/5, for a deep movie with more than just is what on the surface, led to some nice conversation on the drive home.

Rottentomatoes.com rating-60%
IMDB rating-7.4/10
CVB rating-8/10
FINAL COMMENTS- With nice contributions from the young Gilchrist and Roberts, Galifianakis is complimented nicely with good acting and a plus story that accentuates Galifianakis's range as an actor and not just a comedian. With the funny Matthew Maher and Adrian Martinez (maybe the beginnings of a break out for both actors) adding to the humor factor, the layers of quality film in this flick is truely deep.



UPDATED CVB BEST MOVIES OF 2010
1. Let Me In--9.5/10
2. Catfish--9/10
3. Social Network--9/10
4. Its Kind of a Funny Story--8/10
5. Kick-Ass--8/10
6. Despicable Me--8/10
7. Predators--8/10
8. Devil--7.5/10
9. Shutter Island--7/10
10. Due Date--7/10
11. How to Train Your Dragon--7/10
12. Date Night--6.5/10

COMING SOON: REVIEWS OF The Town, Easy A, and Nowhere boy!!! Three movies I can't wait to see!

"Retreat from MacVampires"

This week I was feeling a little silly after a long weekend of work and chose to sit down and watch some comedies as my entries for the ON CABLE and ON VIDEO installments of my article. And for my review of in the box office, I chose a movie I actually saw a couple weeks ago that I absolutely loved!


On Cable: Starz on Demand -Couples Retreat (2009)-Written by Jon Favreau, Vince Vaughn and Dana Fox and directed by Peter Billingsley. Starring Jon Favreau, Vince Vaughn, Kristen Bell, and Jason Bateman. Much like many of Vaughn's newer movies this movie dealt with poor reviews. But unlike the more deserving Fred Claus and Four Christmases, Couples Retreat I felt held some good entertainment value. A little more wholesome than we are accustom to from the Favreau/Vaughn duo, why is it they are bashed for tapping into the 'romantic comedy' genre when people like Matthew McConaughey and Julia Roberts have made entire careers by doing so? Not to mention the latter are even praised for being great actors! To me, a movie like 'Couples Retreat' shows a tiny bit of range for two guys who have been criticized for being typed cast in the past as playing the same characters a lot. Im not gonna try and sell you that movies like this are GREAT cinema, but speaking strictly entertainment value, there are far worse movies one can watch nightly on Cable. So if you have a date, and would like to sit down with her or him to something not too serious, I would highly recommend this movie.

*Action rating; 0/5, is virtually no action in this flick
*Sex appeal; 4/5, plenty of scantily clad starlets on paradise island
*Comedic appeal; 4/5, classic and typical Favreau and Vaughn, kind of a Mikey and Trent 15 years later after marriage and kids. (Swingers reference)
*Deep thought rating; 2/5, only thought is really the underlying messages about marriage and dealing with struggling relationships, but not too deep at the end of the day.

-RottenTomatoes.com rating=15%
-IMDB rating=5.5/10
-CVB rating=5/10
-Final comments- definitely worth watching on cable if you havent seen it yet, if it was a rental situation I would say stay away if you are not a fan of Favreau and Vaughn.



On Video: Rented through Netflix- MacGruber (2010)- Written and Directed by Jorma Taccone; Starring Will Forte, Ryan Phillipe, Val Kilmer, Kristen Wig... Part of me wants to be able to tell you that if you do not take yourself too seriously, then you ll be able to enjoy this movie. Unfortunately, I cant tell you that, because this movie is not that great. The good news is there is actually some very funny parts of this movie despite all of its other short comings. I did in fact laugh out loud once or twice. Whereas some of the dialog is actually more funny than the that of the actual skit on Saturday Night Live, it was hardly strong enough to be the basis of a full featured movie.

*Action rating; 3/5, 3 because there is a lot of action, but only 3 because it is not very good action sequences.
*Sex appeal; 0/5, unless you like male nudity.
*Comedic appeal; 4/5, definitely the strongest aspect of the movie, good for some laughs if you are drunk or high. (btw, I do not recommend the use of any illicit drugs)
*Deep thought rating; 0/5, YEAH RIGHT!

RottenTomatoes.com rating=48%
IMDB rating=5.6/10
CVB rating=4/10
Final comments-rent if you are desperate for any kind of laugh, but otherwise this is definitely a movie that you can wait for on cable, even if it will be butchered by editting on regular TV, not much content to butcher.



On the Big Screen: Let Me In (2010)- Written and Directed by Matt Reeves, Starring Chloe Moretz, Kodi Smit McPhee and Richard Jenkins. This clever and thoughtful remake of the Swedish film "Let the right one in" (2008), is beautiful enough in its own merit, that even if you saw the original, this will be equally as wonderful. Enchanting and thrilling, this movie captures an awesome mix of fantasy, Sci fi, and Horror. Yet just another A++++ performance from the always impressive Richard Jenkins, this movie was truely stolen by the young debut of Chloe Moretz. This script which Hitchcock himself would marvel at, always includes some of the best cinematography of any movie that I have seen this year! If you can find a theatre that is still running this movie as it has been out for a few weeks now, jump on it and see it immediately. Otherwise it looks like you may have to be relegated to waiting to see it on DVD.

*Action rating; 4/5, should keep you on the edge of your seat in suspense
*Sex appeal; 4/5, strangely erotic in a lolita meets true blood kind of way
*Comedic appeal; 0/5, nothing really of a comedic value in this movie
*Deep thought rating; 5/5, a movie Shyamalan wishes he had remade, the ending is a bit of surprise.

RottenTomatoes.com rating=89%
IMDB rating=7.5/10
CVB rating=9.5/10
Final comments- this movie is everything Twilight wishes it was,... and isnt.


UPDATED CVB BEST MOVIES OF 2010
1. Let Me In
2. Catfish
3. Social Network
4. Kick-Ass
5. Despicable Me
6. Predators
7. Devil
8. Shutter Island
9. Date Night
10. How to Train Your Dragon

NOW SHOWING:

On Cable: SHOWTIME on Demand- The Spirit (2008), written and directed by Frank Miller, Starring: Eva Mendes, Scarlett Johansson, Samuel L.Jackson and Gabriel Macht as the Spirit. Unlike its uncanny predecessor, Sin City, this Frank Miller installment is not co-directed by Robert Rodriguez. When this movie came out in 2008 many reviewers saw it as hokie or camp or even a parody of itself, but now that I have seen this flick twice, I realize it is not just the stunning visual effects that make this movie intriguing as much as the throwback to cheese ball comic book dialog that sucks you in, as if you are watching a living comic book. To me this is another success for Frank Miller, although slightly behind Sin City and 300 in comparison. But those are two very hard movies to live up to.

*Action rating; 4/5 plenty of gun fights and action sequences.
*Sex appeal; 5/5 plenty in a movie that features Johansson, Vega, King and Mendes!
*Comedic appeal; 3/5 between the cheesy dialog and the flat out peculiar multiple characters played by Louis Lombardi, definitely some laughs to be had.
*Deep thought rating; 2/5 falls way short if looking for a 'thinker' of a movie, however, what is your expectations from a comic book movie?

-Rottentomatoes.com=15%
-IMDB rating=4.9/10
-CVB rating=7/10 perhaps rent, definitely if on cable
-Final Comment- now past the theater and rental stage there is no risk in giving this past poorly reviewed flick a try. If you have enjoyed any previous Frank Miller contributions, there is a good chance the result will be the same!


On Video: rented through Redbox- Ip Man (2008), Written by Wilson Yip and directed by Edmond Wong, this foreign film was originally released in 2008, but was not released in the US until October of 2010. A semi-biographical account, this movie is a dramatization of Kung Fu/Wing Chun master Yip Man's experiences in his life that supposedly took place in the city of Foshan during the Second Sino-Japanese War. Starring Donnie Yen, he is beyond words in both portrayal of character as well as high flying martial arts. A star is truely born, albeit late in his career, (Yen has done many Chinese produced films) as Jet Li should be looking over his shoulder at the new face of martial arts if Yen continues to put up similar contributions. Though self proclaimed as a only semi biographical movie, this flick has you gasping that such a human could ever have existed. The man who taught perhaps the greatest martial arts legend of all time, Bruce Lee, has a legend of his own, and one that was built for Hollywood.

*Action rating- 5/5, perhaps the best fight scenes you will ever see!
*Sex appeal-none
*Comedic appeal-none
*Deep thought rating- 4/5, a movie that will have you running to wikipedia to learn more about the history of this legend.

-Rottentomatoes.com=83%
-IMDB rating=8.2/10
-CVB rating= 10/10 Must see!
-Final comment- a movie with a little bit of everything for everyone, a foreign flick that you don't even notice the subtitles; it's Schindlers list meets Enter the Dragon meets Cinderella man!


On the Big Screen- released September of 2010- Catfish (2010), directed by Ariel Schulman , Henry Joost,- Think Blair Witch, less scary, but maybe better cause it just may be real. The beauty of this movie is its simplicity! The unfortunate truth about the movie however is that it is virtually un reviewable without completely ruining the movie for all of you my readers. With a story that can best be described as a love story, one must enter this flick with an open heart, and an open mind. The movie will tug at your heart strings, and in the end is a roller coaster of emotions that leaves you pondering how and why. My advice; see this movie quickly and as soon as you can, as it is sure to be water cooler fodder which will just destroy the suspense and illusion that is the movie Catfish. So don't wait, go now, and hurry!

*Action rating-2/5, for a few scenes where the main characters were in possible danger and took some suspenseful chances.
*Sex appeal-1/5, for some steamy text messages sent back and forth
*Comedic appeal-5/5, for awkward situations that leave you blushing, think David Brent from the original Office except real life!
*Deep Thought rating-5/5, a lot to ponder, I have already said too much.
-Rottentomatoes.com=78%
-IMDB rating=7.0/10
-CVB rating=9/10 and despite not being a 10 out of 10, still a must see immediately for the fact this flick can be destroyed by the mouths of others rendering it less than what it should be.
-Final comment- A beautiful, yet unconventional story told in an unconventional manner. Enter with an open mind, and you just may be surprised.